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Peachka Knocked Your Deer Over

December 9, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment

I know my husband isn’t the only one with an imaginary friend. Even if you’re over the age of 3, it isn’t unusual for some of you to have an imaginary friend. If strange things happen around your house, like they do ours, you too probably have an imaginary friend.

Our imaginary friend is a female named Peachka and has lived with us since the day I moved in with my hunter…

Jody: Mark, I can’t find my keys.

Mark: Maybe Peachka took them.

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Jody: Why is there a penny in the bathtub? You got undressed in the bedroom. WT? Ewww.

Mark: It’s probably Peachkas.

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Jody: Who ate all my cupcakes and put the empty box back in the cabinet.

Mark: It wasn’t me.

Jody: There are two of us that live here. Me and you.

Mark: It was probably Peachka. I noticed she’s gaining a bit of weight?

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Jody suffering from 29 year old hot flashes: Umm Mark, did you turn the heat up again?

Mark: No.

Jody: Well it’s on 72 and I had it on 66. This isn’t Florida. If you want to walk around the house in a t-shirt move south.

Mark: I didn’t touch the heat. I’m not kidding.

Jody: Today is not the day Mark.

Mark: It wasn’t me.

Jody: Oh .. I suppose Peachka did. Go ahead say it.

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My hot flash took over…

Tonight when I get home, there better be a place setting for Peachka.

When we go shopping at Cabelas this weekend, you need to sit in the back seat ’cause Peachka is sitting in the front seat with me. And when I’m having a conversation with Peachka at Cabelas, everyone will be staring at you.

Oh and tonight … make sure you sleep in the guest bedroom ’cause that’s where Peachka sleeps.

Have a good day all … I have to go pick up a deer head and glue it’s 20 point horns back on. Peachka knocked it off the damn wall and I swear it wasn’t me.